I’m about to blow your mind, I know, but did you know that teachers have lives outside of the classroom? It’s true! I could hardly believe it, either. Okay, it’s not always true. Today is Saturday and my plan consists of grading 45 assessments and 45 center packets before I start reading for my own classes, but after that it’s time for cooking and mixology.
Tonight, friends, is UFC144. I’ll admit it: I love any sport that involves grown men beating on each other. This typically involves my two faves, ice hockey and UFC. Combining the facts that I love to entertain and that I hail from Toms River, NJ, I clearly need to host my friends tonight and watch my hometown boy, Frankie Edgar, defend his title against Benson Henderson.
Now theme parties are fun and all, but I’m more interested in serving things that are likely to disappear as soon as I set them out rather than making sure the color of the drinks matches the color of the tablecloth and napkins and hors d’oeuvres and so on. Featured on tonight’s menu, among other things, will be buffalo chicken dip (courtesy of The Bitten Word via Pinterest), taco salad (courtesy of my amazing mom, Lady), beer (courtesy of Miller Lite, Sam Adams, and Yuengling), and Bee’s Knees (courtesy of the fabulous bartenders at Catherine Lombardi’s). Note: Absolutely none of those things go together, but they’re individually so awesome that they definitely won’t live to see the title fight. If you make them all together, perhaps leave out a bowl of Tums for dessert.
Straight to the Point: There’s really no point today – Just sharing some of my favorite recipes.
- Amazing Buffalo Chicken Dip:Click here to get the recipe from The Bitten Word. Not exactly for calorie counters, but you could skinny it up, although I wouldn’t recommend it because it’s perfect as is.
Just do a couple extra sit-ups tomorrow.
- Taco Salad: I’ve been making this for my friends since I lived in my sorority house in college and was shocked to find out it wasn’t a staple in homes all over America. Note: While best on day one with its crunchy/hot/cold-ness, it’s awesome heated up the 2nd day too, in all its soggy glory. Just mix together the following and you’re ready to roll: 1 lb cooked ground beef, 1 pkg taco seasoning, 1 bottle ranch dressing, 1 bag crushed nacho cheese Doritos, shredded lettuce (the amount varies depending on how salad-y [technical term] you like your salad), 2 diced tomatoes.
Add two extra miles to your extra sit-ups tomorrow.
- The Bee’s Knees: This is a gin drink that I fell in love with recently at Catherine Lombardi’s in New Brunswick. You’ll find an interesting history of this prohibition era drink here. Perhaps fitting for a UFC party if you can make the connection between muay thai and 1920’s bare-knuckle fisticuffs. You can vary the measurements to make it more tart or sweet depending on your taste, but this is how I like it. Pour the following into a shaker of ice and strain into a martini glass: 2 oz. gin (I prefer Hendrick’s), 1 oz. honey syrup (made by boiling water and adding an equal part of honey until it dissolves – only takes a hot minute and is completely worth it). 1 oz. lemon juice (don’t be lazy – squeeze a couple lemons and put that awful plastic bottle away). This can also be made in large quantities – If you’re making a pitcher, try topping it with prosecco because sparkling wine obviously makes everything better.
Leave Advil, water, and a cough drop on your nightstand. Just trust me on the cough drop.
So there you have it – A mish-mosh of deliciousness… Enjoy the rest of your weekend and let’s go Frankie! We are TR!